Thursday, April 11, 2013

i have a theory ...

like all conspiracy theories
this one is based on some facts

spontaneous human combustion

80% of the "victims" were female
Source: WeHeartIt.com
I think they were women in menopause
in the summer
in Florida
on a humid night
with no air conditioning

Just sayin'

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